JV is a twat.

That's right folks, JV is a cunt. I felt the beauty of RBTL was the interaction between the two of us and of course the hookah and beer. Now that we have resorted to blogging, JV is happy because he can focus on his World of War Craft while he writes on this shit. In case our viewers did not know, JV is a level 41 hobbit dragon slayer and uses his intimidating shout at every opportunity.

With that out of the way, I read through JV's epic novel on his first post. After having to take 3 naps and get up for a snack, I do have to say that I am impressed. I could not agree more with the Nike commercial comments and seriously...everyone on the Nike marketing team should be punched in the cock/vagina (whatever is appropriate) for those MVP (most valuable puppet) commercials. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??!!! Most Valuable Puppet??!! That is what you came up with? Somebody jab a pencil in my eye so I don't need to watch anymore of this bullshit. Oh look, Kobe jumped in a car while Lebron drove real fast...fuckin' blow me.

On another note, WHEN WILL THIS BRETT FAVRE SHIT END!! Someone needs to drive up to ESPN studios and tell them that they are not E! Entertainment...WTF. This is not news...I repeat...THIS IS NOT NEWS!!! I am so sick and tired of this bullshit everyday: Favre took a shit, now he is whipping his ass, he ran out of TP, he went to the grocery store. Brad Childress mentioned the name Brett. But wait, he was only talking about the 12 year old child Brett, that he probably molested. THIS IS OBSURD. Either tell me Favre signed with the Vikings or tell me nothing at all. Brad Childress, if you read this, you shit on my world.

I hope this pleases my Ivy League cohort. He will enjoy the nothingness of Ithaca and be able to make it to WOWC Grand Master Douche level soon...I am so proud.